Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control.
Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people can’t legally get married because the world needs more children.
Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage is allowed, since Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.
Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are property, blacks can’t marry whites, and divorce is illegal.
Gay marriage should be decided by people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of the minorities.
Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why single parents are forbidden to raise children.
Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven’t adapted to things like cars or longer life-spans.
Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a “separate but equal” institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as separate marriages for gays and lesbians will.
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its like super sarcastic…
I’m not saying, someof these reasons are NOT true because, they are but with all do respect, I disagree. These are the...
love it so much, sista.
lol yeah i just edited this reblog XDD
oh JK! it’s sarcastic XDD lawl
but I don’t care if...get married some day,...I’m sure you...
you read this, it’s sarcastic.
greaneolive brooklynmutt virtualephemera thedailywhat Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and...
(Read past number three to get the gist).
pick my favorite point,...i love them all.
jillwillcott:create-ur-life:infinitebutterflies:thedailywhat:
please note the sarcasm in this or i will rip someone’s head off. ._.
I seriously agree, if this isn’t sarcasm then i’m generally disgusted.
1) did you even read it? 2) who the hell are you? thanks for the tumblarity points, anyways. :D
sugarspun:jillwillcott:create-ur-life:infinitebutterflies:thedailywhat: 1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like...
gay marriage caused the dinosaurs to go extinct.
This is effing hilarious…sarcasm is great
Sarcasm, making you look stupid since 1876 =]
i honestly question people’s intelligence who think these reasons are legit. USE YOUR BRAIN.
People are so dense about sarcasm o m g.
lol see. this is why some people shouldn’t have internet.
It makes me so sad that people are so painfully stupid, like seriously. “5. Heterosexual marriage has been around a long...
^^ I seriously thought no one was seeing this.
i always lol at people not seeing the sarcasm in this omg.
why is it that NO ONE sees the sarcasm in these twelve points? this article pops up on my dashboard often, and every...
I am not sure whether to laugh at this or be extraordinarily frustrated/horrified by it.
This is totally not cool. Honestly, who cares if gays want to get married. Fucking let them, who are you to say that...
God, I hope this is sarcasm.
gasp in horror… please read on.
Ignorance at its best.
Hilarious & ridiculous article!! Plus…I miss Ngan Nguyen like craaazzzyyyy!!!
I honestly saw this and couldn’t resist but reblog. cupcaked:
obv denise and nadia aren’t working on me. oh well.
Everything after the 12 reasons is priceless. :)
* Satire is a wonderful thing (Yeah I’m talking about you Johnny Swift). Too bad it seems to have soared right over the...
Wonderful, just wonderful.
sugarspun:jillwillcott:create-ur-life:infinitebutterflies:thedailywhat: 1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like...
i know gay marriage should be illegal (sarcasm)
none of this really matters, gays already call each other “my wife… my husband…” it would actually boost our econ but...
Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control. Heterosexual marriages are valid...
for you ignorant bitches.
Sunshine, it’s pointing out that all the arguments people use are invalid in other contexts.
show losers who don’t spend vacation mornings browsing...Tumblr dashboard (primarily
very debatable but...actual thing may...think differently...
that’s right world!
this showed up on my dashboard, until I actually read...list, haha. (READ LIST. NOT...
hahahahahha i love this list!
Hahahaha the comments made me laugh. People are so fucking stupid that it hurts a little.
lulz at that person’s overreaction.
I got the same response when I posted this—how can you read this and not realize they can’t be serious?
other tumblr users, it seems sarcasm is lost
Im reposting this again, cause its dripping and oozing with sarcasm. Gay marriage should be legal. I would fight for...
Lol Okay At First This Was Gonna Piss Me Off , But I Guess It Takes A”GAY” Person To Understand the meaning of this ,...
I found myself thinking about this in class. haha
Whoever made this should be given a great metal, or something big.
I can’t believe the amount of people who think this is serious and didn’t pick up on the obvious sarcasm lol.
I particularly love point 8.
lol so sarcastic XD i luv it
lol DAMN STRAIGHT! übrigens ist es sehr unterhaltsam, die kommentare dazu zu lesen. bei manchen leuten funktioniert der...
jillwillcott:create-ur-life:infinitebutterflies:thedailywhat: Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses,...
I know this is supposed to be sarcasm, but I actually agree with these. jk =]
not stupid, just ironic.
still say no after all this logic? Lol. Oh,...times, already. The
prettypineapplestar:marklim:thedailywhat:...Homosexuality is not natural, much like...
Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. That...
Marriage Should Be Illegal (a.k.a. Most uninformed opinion EVAR!!!)
Don’t you just love it when that happens? I personally am a fan of the “if the fetus you save is gay would you still...
Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control. Heterosexual marriages are valid...
Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control. Heterosexual marriages are valid...
Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control. Heterosexual marriages are valid...
okay I am sorry, but is this person fucking stupid? “Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight...
I do NOT agree. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control. Heterosexual marriages...
HAHAHAHA NICE SARCASM THERE.
marklim:thedailywhat:
My parents should read this. I’ll be grounded for LIFE.
The sarcasm almost went over my head. The sad part is, there are people who seriously believe this shit
Sooo. Eyeglasses are unnatural. Waaaah. I’m a freak.
This made me lol.
HAHA. :)) SARCASM
create-ur-life:infinitebutterflies:thedailywhat:
Oh man, at first I thought this was someone’s attempt at a real argument. Then I got to point number 4 and realized it...
Still undecided about this whole gay marriage thing. Plainly because I have gay friends. So meh.
We were talking about this in my Civics class yesterday. And abortion. And this extremely conservative extremely...
Sarcasm is hard to get when one is in fury, I observed.
LOL. Great sarcasm, what an ignorant ass he/she is. Both of them in conjuntion make for higharity.
Yeah, stupid gay people. :)) Hahahaha~ Ehmegesh. I laughed hard. Maybe I should start posting these in the halls of our...
nakaka-bobo -_-;;
i think the fuckwit here is you who cannot detect obvious sarcasm. this entire thing is satire, it was written by a gay...
i really dont understand the problem with gay marriage. i really. dont. understand. &i’m a roman catholic with an...
Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are property, blacks can’t marry...
Mmmm, that’s good satire!
happy people. :)
Oh god, the fact that needed explaining is possibly the most depressing thing of all!
SO GOOD whoever wrote this.
thats uhh, what that article is trying to say, its making fun of arguments against gay marriage and then turning it on...
I’d like to add another number… 13. It’s important to remember, Christianity is based on systematically marginalizing...
Oh. Haha, kay. But still. Whoever actually believes this shit is a dickhead.
uhhh Rennie, its a joke, i think this went WAYYY over your head or maybe you are joking and it went way over my head?...
I’ve read this before, but reblogging because of the succeeding comments. :))
comment. THIS IS FUCKED. FUCK THE FUCKING WRITER FOR WRITING THIS FUCKLOAD OF SHIT. Bitch please.
Need I say more?
I thought this was funny, but I read it in a sarcastic tone. Of course gay marriage should be legal (:
This is brilliant.
amanda-munoz:thedailywhat: Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control....
Sarcasm, FTW!! :)
LOL i love this! sarcasm A+
i love these. post this shit in the school newspaper.
lmfao i fucking hate the gay people who get so wound up over nothing i mean. It’s general sarcasm it’s pretty...
Reductio ad absurdum!
My first re-blog…I’m getting
Your arguments are invalid.
lol the original post is using sarcasm. by all means its supporting gay marriage.
Incredibly funny. This meme is awesome.
natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce...
To Mushulove: OH MY FUCKING GOODNESS YOU STUPID FUCKING IRRITATING FUCKING BITCH! You’re such a fucking dumbass if you...
Wow, that person really looks dumb now…
i always love reading this whenever i come across it.
… wow that’s… really embarrassing. I love you, allies, but please use some common sense and TACT when you’re rambling on...
srsly you bigots, your reasons make no sense no matter what excuses or crazy reasons you can come up with.